What time does everyone love to drink?
At wine o'clock!
Why do bees gossip?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What kind of bird can write?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
When do mice play every day?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?