What time does everyone love to drink?
At wine o'clock!
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What fish sings the best?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do you call an animal pop star?