What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Carbon dating.
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?