What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Carbon dating.
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
How do cats make a birthday cake?