How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
By telling them it's been cancelled!
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What kind of store would a dog own?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why was the pirate late for work?