How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
By telling them it's been cancelled!
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did one angel say to the other angel?