How do baseball players always stay cool?
They sit near their fans.
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call an arctic cow?