How do baseball players always stay cool?
They sit near their fans.
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What boat is great at getting a deal?