How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
You whip out the doggy paddle.
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do bees chew?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
How does a cow do math?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Where do milkshakes come from?