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You're from good cardstock.
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What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What is a table you can eat?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?