What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
You're from good cardstock.
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
We had a discussion about roses.
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
When do astronauts eat?
Why was the bunny upset?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What is a plane full of male cows called?