Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Rap-tors.
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What reads and lives in an apple?
What animals love to close envelopes?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?