Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Rap-tors.
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Where do tough ducks come from?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are goats so funny?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?