Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
It's called Clooney Tunes.
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?