Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
It's called Clooney Tunes.
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What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What shape is bad at driving?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
How is life like toilet paper?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?