What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
A bobcat.
What do you call a fly without wings?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?