What's a father's favorite flower?
A dad-fodil.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
How long do chickens work?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why do cows wear bells?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?