Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
He was a little Thor.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Who invented fractions?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What's the slowest 5k?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How does dinner smell?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?