Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Because they were his Lucky Charms™!
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do nosey peppers do?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What fish sings the best?