Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
They prefer cricket matches.
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
How do you make antifreeze?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Where was Noah born?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?