Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
They prefer cricket matches.
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What words make the best athletes?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Where does laundry go to college?