Where do tough ducks come from?
Hard-boiled eggs.
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do little fish love to play with?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why is money so stubborn?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What animal has the most fun?