Where do tough ducks come from?
Hard-boiled eggs.
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's black and white and red all over?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?