What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Prankenstein!
Why was the cow afraid?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What does an evil hen lay?