What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do Scottish toads play?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?