What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why do cats always get what they want?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why are all priests fit?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?