Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Snoopy™!
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What is another name for a cow?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?