What's a decade's favorite sport?
Tennis.
What's a pirate's favorite color?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did the professor write on the window?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why did the echo get detention?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?