What is another name for a cow?
A lawn-mooer.
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why do cubes make great referees?