What is another name for a cow?
A lawn-mooer.
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What bird is always sad?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?