What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
A groundhog.
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why was the musician arrested?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?