What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
A groundhog.
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why is summer always sad?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
How does a barber get to work?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did the echo get detention?
Where do chips wear socks?
What did the robot want for Christmas?