Why did the cat go to medical school?
To become a first aid kit.
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What bee is good for your health?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?