Why did the cat go to medical school?
To become a first aid kit.
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What shape is bad at driving?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why was the bunny upset?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?