What do you do for an injured lemon?
Lemon-first-aid.
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?