Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
He just wanted to be a watermelon.
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What birds always travel in twos?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?