Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
He just wanted to be a watermelon.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Which singer could always break a five?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?