What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Udderly lost.
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?