What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Udderly lost.
What money do cats use to go shopping?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why was the bee sad?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Where do superheroes blend right in?