Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
It never goes over very well.
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?