Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
It never goes over very well.
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What food is a man's best friend?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call a happy Lassie?