What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Where does food go to take a nap?