What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
What car can't keep a secret?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why are ghosts always single?
When should you start writing a book?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What day do hands always go to church?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
When does a horse talk?
Families are like fudge.
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?