Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Because they are always dotting the eyes.
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why do bees buzz?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why are goats so funny?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?