Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Because they are always dotting the eyes.
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why are trees always so positive?
What is blue and not heavy?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why do math teachers love March?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Which president loved to take baths?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?