Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
They want to make sure their bases are covered.
Shoutout to my grandma!
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do cows like to dance to?
How did the tree feel in spring?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Did you take the patient's temperature?