Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
They want to make sure their bases are covered.
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?