Why was the pickle self-conscious?
He wanted to be as cool as a cucumber.
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Which elf is the best singer?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?