Why was the pickle self-conscious?
He wanted to be as cool as a cucumber.
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What does a dog say before eating?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
How does a barber get to work?