What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish.
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What's the loudest sport?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?