What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish.
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What kind of water does an angel like?
A book just fell on my head.
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Which family member is always relieved?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the whale cross the road?