What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
A model plane.
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?