What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
A shredding!
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did electricity win the race?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why are trees always so positive?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?