What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Turns over a new leaf.
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?