What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Turns over a new leaf.
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why are fish such good architects?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Did you know about April 1st?