What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
A pigtail.
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do fairies always drink?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why are sandals so indecisive?