Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Because it tocked too much.
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?