Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Because it tocked too much.
How do frogs get to work?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
How do automobiles fly?
What's the noisiest food?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What is the best day to go to the beach?