Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
They can always get people to pony up.
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do math teachers eat?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?