Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
They can always get people to pony up.
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?