What did people say when the baker went crazy?
She's off her Betty C-rocker.
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Which is the worst season?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
How does a barber get to work?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?