What did the bread do on vacation?
It loafed around.
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What is a horse's favorite sport?