Why are bakers so good at math?
They love Pi!
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do insects learn at school?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?