Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Because he had a lab coat.
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?