Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Because he had a lab coat.
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Bears love exotic cars.
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?