Why did the body of water think so much?
It liked to pond-er.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What is the most faithful insect?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?