Why did the body of water think so much?
It liked to pond-er.
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?