How do animals blend into the desert?
With camel-flage.
What do you call a Russian flea?
What animal knows kung fu?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why are books always so angry?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
How do birds threaten one another?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Where do horses reside?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?