I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why are turtles so shy?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Do dads always snore?
Why did the elk have great hair?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What does a dog say before eating?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?