What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Holy Toledo!
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Which animal is the most religious?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?