What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
A copycat.
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do you call a magical reptile?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?