How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?