What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Sundays.
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why are cowboys always religious?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?