What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Sundays.
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?