Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Because they peel!
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What country has the most fish?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why are cowboys always religious?