Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Because they peel!
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?