What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Zebra® Cakes.
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What fairy loves to count?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the frog starve?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?