What is time's favorite breed of dog?
A Clocker Spaniel.
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What kind of books do boats write?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What color are all the books in the library?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?