What is time's favorite breed of dog?
A Clocker Spaniel.
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
How long will dinner be?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What bird is losing its hair?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What building always gets stains on it?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?